We Have Lost The Chihuahuas

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London, 2046. The British Republic has a new First Lady. She’s Californian, ‘in-your-face, for sure’ and she’s got big plans for a Buckingham Palace refurb. When her three Chihuahuas go missing, one man is determined to avoid getting dragged into it all. His name is Pond. Howie Pond – presidential spokesperson, retired secret agent and cat lover.

Meanwhile, Howie’s wife Britt is handed her first assignment as a National Security and Intelligence Service rookie – to solve the mystery of the missing canine trio.

Will Howie manage to slope off to the pub before he can be roped into help? Will Britt unmask the dog-nappers and grab the glory? Find out, in the latest, crazy comedy-thriller from dog-loving British author Paul Mathews.

Chapter 1 (Short Extract)

When it came to household pets, Howie had always been more of a cat-type of guy than a dog-lover. And, as he stood shivering in the cold January air of London’s St James’ Park, watching a Chihuahua sinking his teeth into his chief press officer’s right ankle, he was pretty sure his views on the subject wouldn’t be changing any time soon.

‘Argh! Get off me, you four-legged eejit!’ screamed Conor O’Brean, yanking the lead so hard, the dog was lifted off the ground and flew a metre in the air before rejoining terra firma.

Rather than risk his own ankles, Howie decided to beat a strategic retreat in the way that battlefield generals often did when things weren’t quite going to plan. He had full confidence in the Irishman under his command. Howie would allow Conor to regain control of the situation without a superior officer such as himself – who had no experience of hand-to-hand Chihuahua combat – getting in the way of the human-canine skirmish.

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We Have Lost The Chihuahuas is the fourth book in the ‘We Have Lost’ series and is arguably the wackiest and funniest tale so far. Set in London 2046, it features regular characters Howie and Britt as they battle it out to locate the First Lady’s pint-sized pooches. Its cast of two- & four-legged characters is guaranteed to keep your noses wet, coats shiny and tails wagging all the way through to its chaotic, comedy conclusion..!

The e-book costs £4.99 (€4.99 in the rest of Europe and $4.99 in the US) from Amazon.

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