We Have Lost The Coffee

Four-times Amazon US #1 Best-Seller in Comedy, Dark Comedy, Political Humor and British Humor & Satire

London, 2045. Three months into the Coffee Wars and Britain’s caffeine supplies are at critical levels. Brits are drinking even more tea than usual, keeping a stiff upper lip and praying for an end to it all. A secret Government coffee stockpile could save the day … but then mysteriously disappears overnight. One man is asked to unravel the missing-coffee mystery. His name is Pond. Howie Pond. And he’s in desperate need of a triple espresso. Meanwhile, his journalist wife, Britt, is hunting royal fugitive Emma Windsor on the streets of the capital. Can Howie save the British Republic from caffeine-starved chaos? Will the runaway royal be found? And just what will desperate coffee drinkers do for their next caffeine fix? Find out, in Paul Mathews’ latest comedy-thriller set in the Britain of the future…

Buy the e-book / audiobook at Amazon

We Have Lost The Coffee is the third book in the ‘We Have Lost’ series and carries on from where We Have Lost The Pelicans left off. It’s packed with more humour than ever before, bundles of exciting action in London and beyond, and is guaranteed to set your pulse racing more than a quadruple shot of espresso. Catch up with Howie, Britt and friends – as well as some enemies – as you travel forward in time to 2040s London.

The e-book costs £5.99 (€5.99 in the rest of Europe and $5.99 in the US) from Amazon. An audiobook version is also available from Amazon and other online retailers.

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