We Have Lost The Pelicans

Triple Amazon US #1 Best-Seller in Dark Comedy, Political Humor and British Humor & Satire

London, 2044. The St James’ Park pelicans have vanished – just a day before the grand unveiling of the Republic’s new pelican flag. At the same time, British intelligence uncovers coded messages about anti-Government activity. Who are the bird-nappers? What do they want with London’s feathered treasures? And what evil geniuses lurk behind those secret messages? Britain’s hungriest secret agent, Howie Pond – licence to lunch – reluctantly agrees to try and find out. Howie’s newshound fiancée, Britt, has a secret mission of her own – to identify the mysterious owner of Windsor Castle. That means calling on the help of her straight-talking American alter ego – the appropriately named Miss Pellie Cann. And to add to the chaos, Howie and Britt are supposed to be getting married tomorrow…

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We Have Lost The Pelicans is the second book in the We Have Lost series and carries on from where We Have Lost The President left off. It’s packed with the same crazy humour and exciting action, and a double mystery that will keep you guessing. Meet some old friends and a host of new characters when you take another trip to London, 2044.

The novel costs £4.99 (€5.99 in the rest of Europe and $5.99 in the US) and is available to download as an e-book from Amazon online stores worldwide. An audiobook version is also available from Amazon and other online retailers.

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