Greetings, fellow sentient lifeforms! (You never know who’s reading this, so I like to cover all my bases.) I’m Paul Mathews – best-smelling British comedy author (yes, you did read that correctly), quite funny guy & all-round decent chap.
Welcome to my website, where you’ll find out lots of info about me and my books, and the stuff I do when I should be writing. Okay, this site isn’t exactly up there with eBay and Amazon but I’m pretty proud of it (I have a low pride threshold). I write it all myself to save money. Clever, huh? Okay, not that clever. Quite clever.
So what’s happening? I’ve recently published my fifth novel, We Have Lost The Plot, which, as its title suggests, has a movie theme. I’ve read it more than 10 times and can highly recommend it. Mum loves it, too. For information on my five published novels, click the lovely links below:
You can also visit my author page on your local Amazon store by clicking here.
P.S. You really should sign up for my fortnightly Very Funny Newsletter. I’m not sure why it isn’t called the Quite Funny Newsletter, but there you are. (Perhaps to try and get more subscribers.) I hold your data securely in an ‘I am Batman’ lunchbox, so you have no worries on that score. There’s a link below.
Thanks and best wishes
Paul ‘Quite Funny Guy’ Mathews