Paul Mathews – Quite Funny Guy

Good morning / afternoon / evening (delete as applicable). I’m Paul Mathews – best-smelling British author and all-round decent chap (if you’re wondering, ‘Sure For Men’ deodorant is what keeps me smelling so good). This is my website, where you’ll find out lots of info about me and my books, and the stuff I do when I should be writing.

I don’t know how well-versed you are in the World Wide Web (there isn’t any internet access in London 2044, which you’ll know if you’ve read any of my books). But this is the homepage. There are buttons and links to click. Okay, it’s not exactly up there with eBay and Amazon but I’m pretty proud of it. I write it all myself to save money. Clever, huh?

I’ve recently published my fifth novel, We Have Lost The Plot, which, as its title suggests, has a movie theme. I’ve read it more than 10 times and can highly recommend it. It’s got the best reviews of any of my books on both Amazon and Goodreads, which is nice.

For information on my five published novels, click the lovely links below:

We Have Lost The President — We Have Lost The Pelicans

We Have Lost The Coffee — We Have Lost The Chihuahuas

We Have Lost The Plot

You can also visit my author page on your local Amazon store by clicking here. I would like it if you did that. And also bought my books. I’m a simple soul with simple needs. Please help me fulfil them.

Thanks and best wishes

Paul ‘Quite Funny Guy’ Mathews

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