Paul Mathews – Quite Funny Guy

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So, I guess you’ve visited websites before. (If this is your first, thanks for choosing us to pop your internet cherry.) It’s not like visiting a shoe shop. Nobody will come and harrass you after 10 seconds. Feel free to browse in peace. There’s everything you need here (apart from shoes – we don’t sell shoes).

For further information on Mr Mathews’ four published novels, click the links below:

We Have Lost The President — We Have Lost The Pelicans

We Have Lost The Coffee — We Have Lost The Chihuahuas

You can also visit Paul Mathews’ author page on your local Amazon store by clicking here. You can also visit real stores by visiting your local shopping centre or mall. But his books won’t be there because he only publishes e-books. And Paul Mathews probably won’t be there either. He hates shopping. Especially for shoes.

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