12 September – New Website Name

This isn’t very exciting, but we thought we’d better tell you. After lots of fiddling around, this website is now (although will still work for the next 18 months, at least, if you prefer to type that into your browser). This is so it matches Mr Mathews’ username on Twitter and clearly communicates his quite-funniness to the world. And … well, that’s it. You see – we told you it wasn’t very exciting!

30 August – The Refreshing Sound of Coffee

Yes, that’s right. You can now listen to coffee, as well as drink it. Well, the We Have Lost The Coffee audiobook, that is. It’s just been released by Tantor Media and is available on Amazon, Audible and other online retailers. Click here to find out more about the best-selling e-book and the audiobook.

27 August – 10,000 Presidents

Well, not 10,000 presidents – that would be too much for anyone to take. No, what we mean is the 10,000th copy of We Have Lost The President was sold this weekend. It’s currently #2 in the Amazon US ‘British Humor & Satire’ charts (We Have Lost The Coffee is #1 and We Have Lost The Pelicans #3) and #3 in ‘Political Humor’. Thanks to everyone who bought it … and didn’t ask for a refund!

4 August – Very Funny Newsletter #11

Is out today! It’s a week late – I explain why in the newsletter. I’m also putting out a call for ARC readers. What are they? Go the newsletter page, click the link and find out!

25 July – 15,000 Thank Yous!

It’s a year since I self-published my first novel, We Have Lost The President. In the last 12 months, I’ve published two more e-books – We Have Lost The Pelicans and We Have Lost The Coffee. I’ve totted up the figures and today has seen the 15,000th copy sold of the ‘We Have Lost’ books … something I could only have dreamed of a year ago. Thank you to everyone who has bought one or more of them. I’m currently writing the fourth installment of the series, We Have Lost The Chihuahuas, which will be out on 28 November 2017 (available to pre-order from 1 November). Two more ‘We Have Lost’ books will follow in the first half of 2018. After that, I’ll be writing something completely different. Don’t ask me what – because I have no idea yet! Keep an eye on these pages for more news or sign up for my Very Funny Newsletter.

28 June – We Have Lost The Coffee – Out Now!

It’s the day that coffee and comedy lovers have been waiting for! ‘We Have Lost The Coffee’ is now available to purchase from Amazon and read at your leisure. Its 42 chapters are packed with non-stop comedy, action and coffee jokes set in London, 2045, during the Coffee Wars – a dispute which has seen the nation’s caffeine supplies hit critical levels. I know – it sounds more like a horror, but I’ve managed to achieve the impossible and make it incredibly funny. You can buy it here:

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27 June – We Have Another Audiobook

Good news for people who prefer to listen to their books. The ‘We Have Lost The Pelicans’ audiobook is out today. Narrated by British actor Gildart Jackson, you can pick it up for just a few pounds (or dollars) on Amazon, if you’ve already bought the e-book. Perfect listening for the beach, the car or the bath. Here are the lovely links:

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8 June – We Have Lost The Coffee – Now Available to Pre-Order

Yes, it’s the day that comedy – and caffeine – fans have been waiting for. My latest comedy-thriller We Have Lost The Coffee is now available to pre-order on Amazon for the discounted price of £1.99 ($2.99 if you live in the United States of Starbucks & $3.99 in Australia and Canada). It will be released on 28 June. You can then read it while sipping a skinny latte, mocha or frappuccino (other hot drinks are also available). Here are the links. But be careful…they’re still hot!

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23 May – We Have Lost The President Audiobook – Out Now

The We Have Lost The President audiobook is now available to download and enjoy. Narrated by British actor Gildart Jackson – a man of many voices – it is available from Amazon and other audiobook retailers. If you visit the book’s Amazon page, you’ll see an ‘Audio Download’ (Amazon UK) or ‘Audible Audiobook’ (Amazon US) option. Click it and you will be taken to a separate audiobook page, where you can purchase it. Happy listening!

5 May – Very Funny Newsletter

Issue #5 is out today. It contains updates on books 3 and 4, as well as some thoughts on one-star Amazon reviews. You can subscribe, or read the latest newsletter, by clicking here.

3 May – The Blog is Back!

After a six-month break, I’ve restarted my blog. I’ll be focusing it more on funny stuff from now on. First up is a post entitled ‘When Humo(u)r Goes Bad’ which includes excerpts from some of the reviews that say that I’m not funny. Yes, they do exist! You can read it here.

28 April – We Have Lost The Chihuahuas

With book three in the series, We Have Lost The Coffee, just two months away, work has already started on book four – We Have Lost The Chihuahuas. This is scheduled for release at the end of November. It features regulars such as Howie, Britt, Freddie and Martha, as well as a host of new characters. These include a gum-chewing British First Lady from California, a psychopathic half-British, half-French vice president, and a Mexican embassy official who studied at the University of Chihuahua. There will be regular updates on this and other ‘We Have Lost’ titles in my Very Funny Newsletter over the coming weeks. So, if you haven’t signed up already, please do!

21 April – Very Funny Newsletter

Issue #4 is out today. It contains updates on books 3 and 4, as well as some info on my Goodreads author’s page. You can subscribe, or read the latest newsletter, by clicking here.

14 April – New Twitter Me

Yes, that’s right, my socially-mediated friends. From today, I am no longer @IamTheHuman on Twitter. I am now @QuiteFunnyGuy. Why not @VeryFunnyGuy I hear you cry across the interwebs? Well, I’m a very modest kind of homo sapien. And also, someone else already had that username. But I prefer ‘Quite Funny Guy’ anyway. Who knows? Maybe I’ll write a novel called ‘Quite Funny Guy’, one day? A novel that’s made into a film…maybe one starring Sam Rockwell and Angelina Jolie. Okay, that’s enough daydreaming. Just follow me on Twitter and I’ll be happy. Thanks!