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We Have Lost The Chihuahuas (We Have Lost series – Book 4)

It’s London, 2046. Canine catastrophe strikes when the First Lady’s Chihuahuas go missing. Presidential spokesman Howie Pond and his secret-agent wife Britt end up leading the hunt for the lost pooches. But they’re not working together. They’re in a dog-eat-dog battle for Chihuahua-finding supremacy. Who will emerge as champion? Buy the e-book and find out!

Part 4 of the ‘We Have Lost’ series is arguably the wackiest tale so far, with a cast of two- and four-legged characters that is guaranteed to keep your noses wet and tails wagging all the way through to its chaotic, comedy conclusion.

So, grab this e-book firmly by the leash, tug it into your Kindle … and tell it to stay!

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We Have Lost The Coffee (We Have Lost series – Book 3)

It’s complete caffeine chaos in this crazy comedy romp around 2040s London – the third instalment of Paul Mathews’ best-selling We Have Lost comedy-thriller series.

Probably the greatest coffee-themed story of its time, the caffeine jokes are strong enough to keep you awake all night as Howie, Britt and friends provide the laughs while trying to solve a double mystery that will keep readers hooked throughout.

Fun, clever and ever so slightly surreal, it’s easy reading for comedy and mystery fans of all ages and nationalities. So, grab a coffee, sit down somewhere where you can laugh out loud in comfort, and discover just what it’s like to run out of the world’s favourite dark brown bean.

This e-book has achieved #1 best-seller status in the Amazon US ‘British Humor & Satire’, ‘Comedy’, ‘Dark Comedy’ and ‘Political Humor’ e-book charts. It can also be purchased as an audiobook from Amazon, Audible, iTunes and other retailers.

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We Have Lost The Pelicans (We Have Lost series – Book 2)

Have you ever lost your pelicans? It’s not a very pleasant experience, that’s for sure. Especially if you’re one of the missing birds. But it is great fun reading a wacky comedy about lost pelicans. And this book fills that gap perfectly.

The action centres on the mysterious disappearance of the St James’ Park pelicans. And yes, the park really does have pelicans. Or, at least, it did have, until they completely vanished one morning.

Howie and Britt again star in this second comedy outing for Britain’s most reluctant secret agent and his won’t-take-no-for-an-answer journalist wife.

Like its series colleagues, this e-book has achieved #1 best-seller status in the Amazon US ‘Political Humor’, ‘Dark Comedy’ and ‘British Humor & Satire’ e-book charts. It can also be purchased as an audiobook from Amazon, Audible, iTunes and other retailers.

You can find out more details about the book, including the blurb, by clicking here.

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We Have Lost The President (We Have Lost series – Book 1)

A lot of Americans get very excited when they first see this book’s title – possibly because they think it’s a factual account of Donald Trump disappearing on one of his golf courses. Sadly for them, it isn’t. But happily for everyone else who loves dry British humour, political satire, lots of comedy characters and thrillers that don’t take themselves too seriously, it’s actually a very funny novel.

The first book in the We Have Lost series, the intriguing story is set in a British Republic in the year 2044 – a world without royals, the internet or mobile phones. It features presidential spokesperson Howie Pond and his journalist girlfriend Britt, as they both try to solve the mystery of a president who’s vanished overnight from Buckingham Palace. It’s a well-observed, fun, comedy future that more than 10,000 readers have already enjoyed.

We Have Lost The President has been a #1 best-seller in the Amazon US ‘Political Humor’ e-book charts for several months. It has also hit #1 in ‘British Humor & Satire’, ‘Comedy’ and ‘Dark Comedy’. It can also be purchased as an audiobook from Amazon, Audible, iTunes and other retailers.

You can find out more information about the book here.

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